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Submit to my Absolute Rule

Discussion in 'News & Announcements' started by Shadow, Apr 1, 2012.

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  1. Inferior dwellers of the lower realms of the land you call ZEJ, now that I have usurped power from the resident fag (aka Eebit) and dracophiliac (aka Kuda)--the conquest of this place is imminent now. Fuck this, it already happened. So yeaaaaah. I have changed--

    Wait.

    Much better. I have changed almost every forum to fit with my new standards and as to reflect how I feel about you all. Don't worry, tho, Eebit and Kuda were both fags who couldn't even do shit so obviously I'm much, much, much better than them. Astronomically so. Consider it a divine honor to have ZEJ be governed by me. I require of you to build a shrine for me so I can gather faith. Oh, and bring daily lolis as offerings. Your God shall be appeased if you do so.

    If you want to comment on how fucking /awesome/ I am, do so here.
     
  2. Seriously? We're doing this joke again?

    *shrugs* Whatever. But I expect something out of this.
     
  3. [​IMG]

    SILENCE BUCKET. Inanimate objects don't even speak.

    Blast this fucker down.
     
  4. *gets blasted* AGH, but I was only going to ask for pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... *dies*
     
  5. Thanks for your assistance, Sharra.

    ANYONE ELSE!?
     
  6. Hey Masqy--

    Whoops, my banhammer slipped.

    EDIT: Trebuchet because yes.
     
  7. *steals lolis from the shrine*
     
  8. Trebuchet Edit: You're still dead.
     
  9. I HAVE CAST RESURRECTION.

    * Nebulon Ranger runs away from weird camera-gun thing
     
  10. HA!

    I have absorbed your efforts to destroy me, and have become even more unfathomably powerful than you!!!!!!!
     
  11. Da fuck is going on

    Fags. Can't live with them at all. You guys aren't even the awesome yaoi fags either! :| *Goes off to eat pie*
     
  12. Fag, enjoy your moment of absolute power. It won't last.
     
  13. The little you know.
     
  14. ALL HAIL SHADOW

    [video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Qa2J4j3_8[/video]
     
  15. Can I be a supreme leader?
     
  16. * Nebulon Ranger is being mind-controlled by a faggot!

    No.
     
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